Everyone knows real doctors don’t have stubble.
I wonder who has to sweep up all these damn flower petals?
Finally, a show for commoners!
Less skating, more dating!
Our last night on the ice.
Oh JJ, we hardly knew yay.
He put a ring on it!
You got your katsudon in my pirozhki! You got your pirozhki in my katsudon!
Wow, I forgot how much I hate JJ.