Our last night on the ice.
Oh JJ, we hardly knew yay.
He put a ring on it!
You got your katsudon in my pirozhki! You got your pirozhki in my katsudon!
Wow, I forgot how much I hate JJ.
Free Skate isn’t free / it costs folks like you and me.
We’re Running Out Of! Exclamation Points!!
A song of nice and dire.
I Am Pork, and Pork is Me?!